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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via her-daddys-little-princess)

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drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

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guy:

i NEED a summer body before summer comes *does absolutely nothing to get fit*

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hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(via punkrxckcliffxrd)

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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

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glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

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snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

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